Things I did today that I wouldn’t/couldn’t have done if I was sporting spawn:
Drank not one but two yummy coffee beverages
Considered ordering the turkey sandwich for lunch (I went with the soup/salad and half a grilled cheese, but just sayin” I COULD have eaten the cold cuts with no second thought)
Tried on a bunch of pants at a cute boutique (and none had a stretchy panel)
Thought about going on antidepressants without worrying about a fetus (I keep second guessing posting more about this)
Plan to stay up late which means I’m probably not getting enough sleep tonight
Enjoying my margarita as I type this
Heroin-TOTALLY kidding, just seeing if you’re paying attention

What did you do today that wasn’t pregnancy friendly?